Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to tussle 'gainst Jack Smith’s captaincy in the grand election shenanigans! Avast!
2024-10-24
Arrr, the ol' captain o' the ship be makin' a ruckus, tryin' to toss a new writ at the special counsel, claimin' foul play on how he landed his gig! All this while swearin' to shanghai him if he seizes the helm once more! Blimey, what a scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a former captain of a grand ship, seekin' to challenge the matey who holds the compass of justice, known as the special counsel. On a fine day, this captain proclaimed he’d hoist the jolly roger and cast the scallywag overboard if perchance he be elected again to steer the ship of state!