Arrr, it be said Trump might swagger into the Penn State game, just before the big vote sails ashore!
2024-10-24
Arrr, word be flyin’ through the salty sea breeze! The swabs in Trump’s crew be schemin’ for the ol’ captain to set sail to the grand clash o’ Penn State and Ohio State on the second o’ November. Aye, let the ruckus begin, matey!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of college football, where former Captain o' the ship, President Trump, be ponderin' a grand appearance at a mighty match 'twixt Penn State and Ohio State on the second day o' November, just a wee three days before the fateful Election Day!This here be a battleground state, me hearties, where Trump be settin' sail against Vice President Kamala Harris. With the kickoff at noon, the crew can catch all the action on FOX, lest they be walkin' the plank in boredom!
The scallywags at Fox News reached out to both Trump’s crew and Penn State's but got no reply, as if sendin' messages in a bottle! Trump be a familiar face at UFC brawls, but he’s also plundered his way through a few football shindigs this season, includin' a raucous affair where Alabama laid waste to Georgia!
In the ongoing battle fer the hearts o' voters, a recent treasure map o' polls shows Trump and Harris locked in a fierce duel, with Harris holdin’ a slim lead in key battlegrounds. So, will the former captain hoist his flag at the game? The seas be uncertain, but one thing's fer sure: the crew be watchin' with bated breath and rum in hand!