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Arrr! Broncos matey Josh Reynolds got a boo-boo after frolickin' at a tavern o’ debauchery!

2024-10-24

Arrr, matey! On the 18th of October, the scallywag Josh Reynolds, a swashbucklin’ wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, found himself in a pickle, gettin’ shot at whilst escapin’ a den of dancin' lasses. Court papers be spillin' the beans on this wild tale, aye!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of the NFL, where a bold wide receiver by the name of Josh Reynolds found himself in a spot o' bother on the night of October 18th, outside a den of ill repute known as Shotgun Willies! Aye, 'twas a shooting incident, and though he caught a couple o' stray shots—one to the arm and another to his noggin—he be recoverin' from his minor injuries like a true buccaneer!

The Denver Broncos be declarin' that they shall defer to the authorities on this matter, respectin' the legal tides, savvy? Reynolds was spotted at the team complex days prior, but fate had him tangled in a ruckus just after the witching hour when he and a matey found themselves bein' followed by a pair of ruffians in their chariots.

After a wild chase, bullets flew like cannon fire, and Reynolds' ship broke down, sendin' him and his comrade scurrying on foot! The authorities soon found their vehicle riddled with holes, and two ne'er-do-wells were arrested, one of whom fancied himself a watchin' shark at the club. The other claimed he was only there to help. Aye, the sea of trouble runs deep in the world of pirates and football alike!

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