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Arrr! Riley Gaines be cheerin’ Trump’s take on lassie games in the Foxy News Huddle! Avast, what a jolly jest!

2024-10-24

Ahoy, matey! Prepare yerself for a jolly good tale o' sportin' shenanigans from the seven seas! Each week, we be servin' up a hearty platter o' all the ruckus 'n revelry in the world o' games, so ye won't miss a single cannon blast! Arrr!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the high seas of sportin’ shenanigans! First, we have the fair swimmer Riley Gaines, who spoke of a mighty embarrassing moment in the locker hold with a transgender matey. Aye, talk about bein' caught in the crosscurrents of controversy!

Then, a report from the United Nations be shoutin’ that a grand total of 900 lassies be missin’ out on the glory of medals, all thanks to the competition from the transgender crew. It seems the tides of sport be changin’ faster than a ship in a storm!

On another note, two former NFL buccaneers praised Donald Trump at a political shindig, callin’ him a “real one.” Aye, me hearties, the winds of support be blowin' strong!

Johnny Manziel be launchin’ his new podcast, hopin’ to reel in the famous bard Drake as his first guest. Imagine the tales they could spin together! Meanwhile, LSU gymnast Livvy Dunne be watchin’ her beau Paul Skenes pitch in the big leagues, a full circle moment for the lovebirds!

In the NBA, LeBron and his son Bronny made history as the first father-son duo to step on the court together. And let’s not forget the Kansas City Chiefs, sailin' strong as the last undefeated crew in the NFL seas. Aye, what a raucous time it be in the world o' sport!

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