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Arrr, that scallywag Trump got his hands where they don't belong, playin' a foul game with that devil Epstein!

2024-10-24

Arrr, matey! A lass once struttin' the catwalk claims she crossed paths with the infamous Trump, thanks to that scallywag Epstein! She be sayin' he groped her at Trump Tower in '93, callin' it a right twisted game betwixt the two blaggards. Aye, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of scandal!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale of scandal on the high seas of politics! A former model, one Stacey Williams by name, be claimin’ that she crossed paths with the notorious Donald Trump through the villainous Jeffrey Epstein, a scallywag of the highest order!

It be said that in the year of our Lord 1993, in the grand castle known as Trump Tower, our fair lass found herself in a most troubling situation. With a heart full of dread, she accused the former captain of the ship of gropin’ and touchin’ her in a manner most unbecoming! She claimed it were naught but a “twisted game” played by the two rogues, as if they be pirates fightin’ over treasure!

Stacey, who graced the catwalks in the 90s like a true siren of the sea, first laid eyes on Trump at a Christmas shindig in 1992, thanks to the treacherous Epstein. What a merry band of mischief-makers they be! So raise yer tankards, ye scallywags, for this tale be one of intrigue, folly, and the raucous nature of high society, where the winds of scandal always blow fiercely!

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