Arrr! FDA be spyin' on Taylor Farms, thinkin’ they be the scallywags causin' the E. Coli mutiny, matey!
2024-10-24
Arrr, mateys! The Food and Drug Administration be on the hunt for the scallywag Taylor Farms, reckonin’ they be the cursed source of E. coli makin’ landlubbers ill from them Quarter Pounder grub! U.S. Foods be shoutin’ about a recall of onions, sayin’ best to toss ’em overboard!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be havin’ news from the landlubbers at the Food and Drug Administration. 'Tis a tale of woe about a certain scallywag, Taylor Farms, a purveyor of fine vittles fer the golden arches of McDonald’s. Aye, it seems they be under scrutiny, as a foul E. coli outbreak be afoot, causin’ misery to nearly 50 souls and sendin' one to Davy Jones' locker!On the day of reckoning, the fine folk at U.S. Foods, their distributor, put out a warning to all ye customers, sayin’ that Taylor Farms be raisin’ the flag o’ caution. They be recalling four types of raw onions, lest they be harboring the vile bacteria that be causin’ this outbreak. The notice be strong, urging all ye swabs who munch on those Quarter Pounder burgers to steer clear and keep a weather eye on yer bellies!
So, me mateys, if ye be feelin’ a rumblin’ in yer tummies after a feast of those meaty delights, it may just be the hand of E. coli at work! Take heed, and keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer stomachs safe! Arrr!