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"Arrr, why be the Democrats flounderin'? 'Cause they be bloated with hubris, me hearty!"

2024-10-24

Arrr, the Democratic crew be in utter disbelief they might be bested by scallywag Trump again! “Who’d cast their lot with that lout?” they grumble. Aye, he be as gauche as a parrot in a tavern! Yet amidst his jests, he be sailin’ a shrewd campaign, savvy as a sea dog!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the bafflement of the Democratic crew, who be frettin' in their fancy quarters 'bout the prospect of losin' once more to the scallywag known as Donald Trump! “How could any soul cast their lot with that ruffian?” they wail. “He be as gauche as a parrot wearin' pants!”

Aye, they be right ‘bout that; the lad be as uncouth as a barnacle on the hull! Just the other day, he was prattlin' on ‘bout Arnold Palmer, causin' a right ruckus among the landlubbers. But don’t ye be fooled, mateys! Amidst the madness and the oddities, there be a shrewdness in his sailin'.

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