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"Blimey! A mighty blaze be brewin’ at the Army's treasure hold in South Korea, hootin’ and hollerin’ like a scallywag!"

2024-10-24

Arrr, a blaze did ignite at a fancified treasure trove o' the U.S. Army in Busan, South Korea, on Thursday night! The scallywags at Garrison Daegu be spillin' the beans to Fox News, sayin’ it was a fiery ruckus fit for a pirate tale! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this bonkers tale from the far-off shores of Busan, South Korea! A mighty fire ignited at a U.S. Army storage lair on Thursday eve, as confirmed by the gallant crew at Army Garrison Daegu, or so the scallywags at Fox News be sayin'!

It be around the witchin' hour of 6:30 when the blaze, sprung from the depths of the unknown, lit up a warehouse in Beomil-dong. The Army be callin' upon their trusty mates at the Busan Fire Department, summoning aid like a pirate calls for rum! Aye, the depot be under renovation and empty as a treasure chest with nary a gold coin when the flames roared to life.

After a long tussle with the fiery beast, the Army declared victory over the blaze 'round 10:45, but those sneaky hot spots lingered like a ghost ship in the fog! Poor Phil Molter, the Public Affairs Officer, spoke of the heat and the building's shoddy state, leavin' the cause of the fiery ruckus a mystery fit for a sea shanty.

This here depot was built back in the days of the Korean War, a storied treasure trove since 1950! So, raise yer tankards to the brave souls fightin' flames and guardin' their loot!

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