The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Five landlubber Israeli scallywags met Davy Jones 'mongst the ruckus with them Hezbollah knaves in Lebanon!"

2024-10-25

Arrr, me hearties! In a ruckus with them Hezbollah scallywags, the Israeli lads met a fiery fate! A cannonball of a rocket went boom, and poof! They be meetin' Davy Jones right in the middle of their tavern! What a way to shuffle off this mortal coil!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas o’ battles, where the clash o’ swords be replaced by the thunderin’ roar of rockets! In the midst o’ a tempestuous scuffle with the rascally Hezbollah rogues, news from Israel’s crowin’ parrot—also known as their public broadcaster—has reached me ears.

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