Arrr! Harris and Trump be stuck like barnacles, matey! Polls say they’ll brawl 'til the seas be calm!
2024-10-25
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the electorate be as split as a ship in a storm! A new treasure map from the Times be showin' Harris and Trump locked in a duel, each claimin' 48 pieces of eight! A right merry tussle, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! The good ol’ electorate be as split as a ship’s hull after a cannonball blast! Aye, the latest scroll from the New York Times and them clever lads at Siena College be tellin’ us that the infamous Captain Harris and the scallywag Trump be locked in a fierce duel, both sittin’ at a salty 48 pieces of eight!