Arrr! The ‘Greenest Captain’ be battlin’ to treasure a mighty law for Mother Nature's bounty, savvy?
2024-10-25
Avast ye! Even the landlubbers who save the seas and the oil tycoons be joinin’ forces in Washington’s treasure map on carbon! Yet, the scallywags be ponderin’ if they’ll toss the law overboard, frettin' ‘bout their doubloons spent on energy! Arrr, what a merry mess!
Arrr matey! In the land of Washington, where the trees be tall and the rivers run wild, a curious tale be afoot! The green-hearted environmentalists and a mighty oil company, the likes of which could make Davy Jones himself shiver, be joinin’ hands like old sea dogs! They be supportin’ a cap on carbon, meanin’ they be wantin’ to keep the foul air from fillin’ their sails and makin’ the seas too stormy to sail. Aye, they be wantin’ to save the green from the deep blue, savvy?But hold yer horses, fer the scallywags of the land be ponderin’ a repeal! Aye, the good folks of Washington be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if this cap be makin’ their coin purse lighter than a feather in a gale. “What of me energy costs?” they be cryin’, as they clutch their doubloons tight. The fate of this law hangs in the balance like a sailor on the edge of a plank, with voters ready to make their mark.
So come gather 'round, ye landlubbers! Will they keep the cap and sail smooth seas, or toss it overboard and brave the storm? Only time will tell, as the winds of change blow through the Evergreen State!