Arrr! Johnny Manziel nearly joined the Chiefs, nearly turning history into a merry jest on the high seas of football!
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! Former gridiron swashbuckler Johnny Manziel be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, sayin’ his shipmate, the agent, be parleyin’ with the Kansas City Chiefs. He be callin’ them his "floor" the night o’ the draft, as if he be hopin’ to plunder treasure, not just a berth!
So, there he stood, a college football star, with doubters doubting his very bones! He fell into the hands of the cursed Cleveland Browns, a crew known for sinkin’ careers faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" Instead of sailin’ with Captain Reid and the Chiefs, he found himself marooned in a sea of troubles—addiction and scandal! Aye, the poor lad now thinks of what could've been if only he’d avoided that treacherous trade!
Had he docked his ship in Kansas City, he might've tossed the pigskin for glory, alongside the likes of Mahomes and Kelce. But the winds blew ill-fated, and now Johnny reflects on his journey, swabbin' the deck of regrets. Who knows, matey! Would Kelce have wooed Swift if Manziel had captained the ship? A mystery for the ages! But as they say, the best crew shall hoist the trophy, and it seems the Chiefs still be sailin' strong!