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Arrr, those glassy peepers spyin’ on ye turn landlubber life into a frightful privacy ghost ship!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! A fine pair o’ spyglasses be allowin’ landlubbers to nab and sift through secrets o’ strangers in the blink o’ an eye! Now, they be stirrin’ a tempest o’ privacy squabbles, like a parrot squawkin’ ‘bout treasure! Avast, what be this world comin’ to?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the latest contraption to set the seas a-tremblin’—the Meta Ray-Ban 2 Smart Glasses. These be no ordinary eye patches, I tell ye! A devilish blend o' tech and style, they be causin' quite the ruckus on the high seas of privacy.

With a wee camera and some magical voice commands, ye can snap photos and even parley on the phone hands-free, like a true sea captain navigatin' the stormy waters of social media! But beware, me hearties—these glasses be makin' it easier fer scallywags to spy on ye as ye stroll the docks!

Two clever Harvard lads be usin' these glasses to create a right frightful device called I-XRAY, capable of exposin' the secrets of any landlubber they glance upon. Aye, they can plunder names and addresses from thin air, faster than a cannonball flies!

But fret not, for these lads mean no harm, just raisin' the Jolly Roger on the frightful potential of such sorcery. So, what say ye? Are these spyglasses a treasure or a curse? Cast yer thoughts into the sea of opinions at Cyberguy.com/Contact!

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