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Arrr! Election lass in Reno say she was shanghaied 'fore the 2024 vote, matey! What a scallywag tale!

2024-10-24

Arrr, matey! The grand election chief of a crucial Nevada port be cast out just weeks afore the great presidential showdown! The scallywags on the right be stirrin' up trouble like a stormy sea, pressurein' the fine folks runnin' the elections! Aye, what a ruckus in Washoe!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye salty sea dogs, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubber realm of Nevada! Aye, it be a right ruckus in the swingin’ Washoe County, where a fair lass named Cari-Ann Burgess, the interim voter registrar, found herself tossed overboard from her post just days before the grand presidential duel!

This be not just any ol’ fishy tale, but one woven with the threads of uproarious election jiggery-pokery! Aye, them right-wing buccaneers be causin’ a storm, challenge the very winds that blow through their ballots! They’ve been battlin’ like scallywags for years, shakin’ up the deck and makin’ the election crew quake in their boots.

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