The Booty Report

Arrr, Microsoft Gaming tossed 2,500 scallywags overboard, yet still found doubloons for the captain’s $79 million treasure chest!

2024-10-25

Arrr, mateys! The grand captain of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, be seein' a treasure hoard boostin' his gold by 62% this year! Blimey! While we scallywags be scrappin' for crumbs, he’s feastin' like a king on a ship full o' doubloons! Avast, that be a fine loot!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Satya Nadella, the fearsome captain o' the Microsoft ship! Aye, ye heard it right—this scallywag be havin’ his treasure chest stuffed with a bounteous 62% pay rise this fiscal year! Shiver me timbers, that be more doubloons than a pirate crew could hope to plunder in a lifetime!

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