Arrr, Jake Tapper be spillin’ the beans, sayin’ his mateys be shiverin’ in their boots 'cause Harris ain't reelin' 'em in!
2024-10-25
Arrr, CNN's scallywag Jake Tapper be chattin’ with Governor Wes Moore o' Maryland, frettin’ like landlubbers 'bout the fair Vice President Kamala Harris as the election storm brews! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight to see Democrats shiverin’ in their boots!
Avast ye hearties, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! CNN's swashbucklin’ Jake Tapper approached the good Governor Wes Moore, begging him to weigh anchor on the fearsome thoughts of Democrats quakin’ in their boots over Vice President Kamala Harris’ chances in the race. “Arrr, matey!” Tapper exclaimed, “What say ye to them tremblin’ folk?”Governor Moore raised his voice above the waves, declaring, “Nay, scallywags! The time for wringin’ hands be over! We need to hoist our sails and get to work! The Vice President's makin' her presence known and lurin’ in supporters like a siren’s song!” He warned that there be no sittin’ idle—not for Democrats nor Republicans. “If ye think Trump be a danger, then take up yer courage and join the crew, fer the ship needs all hands!”
But alas, even after a recent town hall, some folks claimed Harris hadn’t quite sealed the deal. “Blimey!” Tapper remarked, “She talked more about that scallywag Trump than what she’d do as captain!” The seas be rocky, me hearties, but with a bit of courage, they might just weather the storm! Yarrr!