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"Arrr! A band o' scallywags spilled the beans on a hidden treasure trove o' Iranian missiles, as storms brew!"

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! A band of scallywag dissidents be spottin’ the hidey-hole of the IRGC's Al-Ghadir Missile Command! Aye, they've found a treasure trove of boomsticks, and it be buzzin’ like a hornet’s nest in late 2024! Avast, what mischief awaits, eh?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the dastardly deeds of the Iranian scallywags! The People’s Mojahedin of Iran, a rebel bunch with more guts than a barrel of rum, has spilled the beans to Fox News about a secret lair where the Islamic Republic be stashing its fearsome missiles. Aye, this hideout, called the Shahid Soltani Garrison, be tucked away in the craggy hills near Eshtehard City, guarded like a treasure chest by fierce barbed wire and watchful eyes!

Word has it that this cursed camp be busy as a pirate ship in a storm, with trailers rolling in and out, laden with missile parts fit to launch at foes or sell to backstabbing allies! The MEK claims that these miscreants are hoarding all sorts of wicked weaponry, from the Shahab-3 to the frightful Fateh missiles, aye! And it seems that just this past Oct. 1st, the Iranians let loose a barrage of over 180 ballistic missiles aimed at Israel, causing quite the ruckus!

As the U.S. sends its ships into the fray to thwart incoming missiles, the good folk be wondering if more treasure—or shall we say, missiles—be hidden at the garrison. Some say it’s the key to Iran’s mischief-making ambitions, while others reckon the fight for a better future lies with the brave souls rising against this tyranny. So hoist the sails, me hearties, the winds of change are blowin’! Yarrr!

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