Arrr! In High-Stakes Pennsylvaniarrr, local scallywags be makin' the rules fer votin', savvy? Aye, 'tis a jolly jest!
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! Since the year of our Lord 2019, every Pennsylvanian can cast their vote from afar! But beware, for the rules o' drop boxes and ballot blunders be as fickle as the tide, changin' 'twixt the 67 counties like a scallywag's tale! Yarrr!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the land o’ Pennsylvaniarrr! Since the year of our Lord 2019, every scallywag and landlubber alike has been bestowed the grand treasure of votin' by mail! Aye, ye heard me right! No more sailin' the high seas to find yer pollin' station. Now, ye can cast yer vote from the comfort of yer ship, or even yer favorite tavern!But beware, ye salty sea dogs! For the winds of policy blow different in each o’ the 67 counties that make up this fair land. Some counties be havin' drop boxes aplenty, like a bounty of rum on a fine night! Yet others? Aye, they be more scarce than a mermaid's smile. And if ye be makin' a mistake on yer mail-in ballot, well, shiver me timbers! The rules can be as twisty as a pirate’s yarn, varyin' as much as the tides!
So, heed me words, ye buccaneers of the ballot! Know the rules of yer county, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of disenfranchisement! Set sail with yer vote, but chart yer course wisely, or ye may find yer precious treasure lost to the depths!