Arrr! Sam Altman be callin’ the ChatGPT-5 tale naught but scallywag lies, matey!
2024-10-25
Arrr, mateys! Sam Altman be swingin' his cutlass at the scallywags spreadin’ tales of a ChatGPT-5, callin' it naught but a bilge of fake news! Aye, no new treasure in these waters, just a hearty laugh, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the captain of OpenAI, Sam Altman, who be settin’ the record straight on the scallywags spreadin' rumors of a new beast called Orion, the fabled ChatGPT-5. With a swift tweet, he called it "fake news out of control," swabbin’ the decks of misinformation before December's tide rolls in.Word from The Verge be claimin’ that Microsoft be preparin’ to hoist Orion upon its servers come November, just in time to toast ChatGPT’s second year at sea. Altman, known for his cryptic missives akin to pirate treasure maps, teased on X.com about gifts for the chatbot’s birthday, settin’ the seas of speculation all a-flutter.
Yet, like a true captain, he dashed our hopes with a swift reply, makin’ it clear no new treasure be comin’ soon. With the dusky constellation Orion risin’ in the night sky near December, some thought it a hint for the grand reveal, but alas, it seems we be waitin’ longer.
Fear not, for ChatGPT still reigns supreme in the realm of chatbots, attractin’ millions of searches each month! So, hoist yer sails, savvy? For while Orion may be delayed, ChatGPT still be the trusty ship that helps ye chart a course through the vast sea of knowledge!