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Arrr! A scallywag claims their magic eye contraption be givin' sight back to the landlubber blind! Avast, what sorcery!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! Thanks to the wizardry o' Science Corporation, some scallywags who’ve gone blind in the eye can now read the Jolly Roger, play a fine game of cards, and spot their shipmates! Aye, now they can see the treasure... or perhaps just the bottom o' the rum barrel!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the wondrous contraption crafted by them scallywags at Science Corporation! Aye, they’ve conjured up a magical eye gadget—nay, not a treasure map, but a retinal implant! This be no ordinary treasure; it be a boon for the poor souls who’ve lost their central vision, makin' 'em able to read the fine print on a pirate's contract, play a mean game of cards, and even spot their shipmates from afar!

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