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Arrr, Colby Covington be sayin' real buccaneers know Harris-Walz be jestin', and Trump be the bravest captain on the seas!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Colby Covington be settin' sail on Fox News’ "Ingraham Angle," yappin’ 'bout how former Captain Trump be the mightiest alpha in the presidential seas. Aye, t'was a right jolly hullabaloo, fit for a crew of scallywags! ⚓️🏴‍☠️

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! UFC's own Colby Covington be spoutin’ off about how them Democrats be tryin’ to snip the manly spirit clean off! He claims it’s why brave lads be rallyin' behind the likes of Captain Trump, the former chief of the land, matey!

In a right ruckus on "The Ingraham Angle," Covington took aim at the likes of Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota's Gov. Walz, sayin’ they be nothin’ but actors in a grand play. He be likin’ to point out that Walz can't even hold a shotgun proper, as if he be tryin' to catch fish with a sword! Aye, he says that all they’ve done be a disgrace that can’t be erased, and real men be seein’ through their charade!

Colby, the former interim champ, claims Trump be the very paragon of masculinity, takin’ bullets like a true sea dog and rallyin' the troops with shouts of “Fight, fight, fight!” He be sayin’ Trump could be livin' the high life on his fancy yacht, but instead he be fightin' the good fight for the common folk! So hoist the colors, mateys, for this be a tale of manliness and political sparrin’ on the high seas of America!

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