Arrr, Ron DeSantis be spoutin' tall tales! Florida still be usin' them Dominion contraptions, savvy?
2024-10-25
Arrr, mateys! Hear ye! In a grand proclamation, Governor Ron DeSantis be sayin’ that them Dominion contraptions won’t be settin’ sail in Florida’s waters! Aye, the landlubbers be keepin’ their treasure maps safe this time round! Avast, let the games begin!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus in the Sunshine State! Yonder on the 21st day of October, a bold proclamation flew across the digital seas, claimin’ that the fearless Captain Ron DeSantis be banishin’ the notorious Dominion voting machines from his fair Florida. Aye, ye heard it right!This be no mere whisper on the winds, but a shout that echoed through the land, declaring, “BREAKIN' NEWS!” as if a ship o’ treasure had been uncovered! The good Governor, known for his swashbucklin’ ways, aims to keep the seas of democracy clear of them scallywag machines that be causin’ all sorts of kerfuffles in the past.
The good folk o’ Florida be raisin’ their tankards in cheers, hopin’ to sail smooth waters come election day. But beware, me mateys! In a world where news be like a cap’n’s tale—half true and half fishy—ye best keep yer wits about ye! For in this age of chicanery and trickery, who knows what other shenanigans might be awaitin' just 'round the bend!