The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! The US be pocketin' a fat treasure o' $100 million fer the great Baltimore bridge tumble! Ha-ha!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of a ship that met its doom 'gainst the mighty Francis Scott Key Bridge be ordered to shell out over $100 million doubloons to the crown! Those landlubber companies, Grace Ocean and Synergy Marine, be settling their squabble after a month of legal tussles. Haaar!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of maritime mischief! 'Twas the infamous Dali, a container ship as mighty as a kraken, that met its fate crashin' into Baltimore's grand ol' Francis Scott Key Bridge. Aye, it be a sight to behold—a vessel of great size givin' a bridge a new haircut, if ye catch me drift!

Now, the scallywags behind this calamity, the fine folks of Grace Ocean Private Limited and Synergy Marine Private Limited, found themselves in a right pickle! The US government, with the fierceness of a stormy sea, ordered these swabs to cough up more than $100 million in doubloons! Aye, that be a treasure worth more than a chest of gold coins! The justice department be havin’ their way like a captain with a full rum barrel.

In a twist o’ fate, these landlubbers agreed to pay, settlin’ a month-long tussle in the courts. So raise a tankard to the Dali, that grand ship, and to the owners, who'll now be sendin’ their grog money to the coffers o’ Uncle Sam instead o' the taverns! May their ship sails be smoother, lest they run afoul o’ another bridge! Arrr!

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