Arrr, the Washington Post be sayin’ it won’t be cheerin’ for no captain in the 2024 treasure hunt!
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at The Washington Post be blabberin' on Friday, sayin' they shan't be hoistin' their sails to endorse in the 2024 treasure hunt, nor any future presidential squabbles! Aye, they’re keepin' their compass to themselves! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine scribe, William Lewis, the captain of The Washington Post ship, who made a grand announcement that be ticklin’ the funny bones of the crew! On a fine Friday, he declared that the mighty vessel of news shan't be throwin' their lot in with any presidential candidate in the upcoming 2024 race, nor in any future election beyond that. Aye, they be settin’ sail back to their roots, like a ship returning to port!In a missive on the ship's website, he proclaimed, "We be no longer endorsin’ any swabs for the highest office in the land!" He dusted off an old scroll from 1960, remindin’ all that The Washington Post has often kept its parley to itself, stayin' neutral like a pirate who won’t choose sides in a tavern brawl.
Lewis be pointin’ out that their quest is to deliver news fit for all scallywags and landlubbers alike, providin’ the treasure of knowledge so readers can chart their own course. "We aim to remain independent," he bellowed, "for it’s the most important decision ye can make—who to vote for as the next captain of the ship of state!" So, keep yer eyes peeled, mateys, as the tides of this tale continue to churn!