Arrr, Sen Tammy Baldwin be a-firin' back at the GOP scallywag: "Nay, I dubbed ye deplorable, matey!"
2024-10-25
Arrr, Tammy Baldwin be takin' the wind out o' Eric Hovde's sails, callin' him out fer likin' her words to that scallywag Hillary Clinton! Now he be shiverin' in his boots, usin' his own blabber in a fresh ad. Aye, the sea o' politics be a wild storm!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political scallywags in the fair land o' Wisconsin! The esteemed Sen. Tammy Baldwin, a fine lady of the Democratic crew, be takin' a swing at the rough-and-tumble pirate, Eric Hovde, who be comparin' her words 'bout Trump’s crew to the infamous "deplorables" remark from that landlubber Clinton.In a cheeky digital ad, Baldwin be pointin’ the finger at Hovde, remindin’ all that it be he who first tossed around the term "deplorable" like a no-good treasure map! Hovde had the audacity to claim that the good folk know naught ‘bout their own country, sayin', "They can’t even tell ye when our country was founded!" Aye, he even blamed the lassies for bein' too lost in Hollywood’s treasures and the lads fer drownin' in sports madness.
Baldwin’s ad be raisin' the flag high, askin' if Hovde spent too long in the sunny seas of California, far from the shores of Wisconsin. With a close race brewin', both sides be throwin’ cannonballs of words to sway the voters. In the end, it be a mighty close contest, with Baldwin just a hair’s breadth ahead! Avast, what a ruckus in the ocean of politics!