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Arrr, Matthew Perry's mum be sayin' he had a spooky hunch 'fore he met Davy Jones!

2024-10-25

Arrr, mateys! Suzanne Morrison, the matriarch of dear Matthew Perry, did spin a yarn ‘bout a curiously troubling parley she had with her scallywag son before he sailed into the great beyond on the 28th day of October, 2023. Aye, what a tempestuous tale indeed!

Avast ye hearties! As the sands of time mark a year since the mighty Matthew Perry sailed to the great beyond, his kin be spillin’ the beans on a curious premonition he had before his final voyage. Aye, on the "Today" show, his dear ma, Suzanne, recounted how her lad spoke with love and joy before he took his last breath, as if he knew the dark clouds were gatherin’ overhead. “I love ye so much,” he said, a sentiment that left her pondering the eerie nature of such words. Ye see, he claimed he was no longer frightened, which sent shivers down her spine like a ghostly sea breeze.

As the talk of sorrow and purpose flowed like a barrel of rum, Savannah Guthrie noted the ache in their hearts yet a spark of determination to carry forth the good work Matthew started. The poor soul met his untimely end due to a cocktail of mischief and mishaps, takin’ his last shots of ketamine whilst watchin’ films in his bubbly Jacuzzi. His family be rallyin’ to create the Matthew Perry Foundation in his honor, with his sister Caitlin at the helm, keepin' his spirit alive in their quest to help others. Aye, what a tale of love, loss, and a heart to help others in need!

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