"Arrr matey! Should Trump claim the crown, them anti-abortion scallywags be havin' a mighty long list of mischief!"
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! Them landlubber activists be squawkin’ ‘bout ol’ Trump givin’ the boot to abortions far and wide, and claimin’ fetuses be as human as a parrot on me shoulder! Aye, that be the treasure the anti-abortion crew be huntin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas o' politics! It be said that the scallywag Trump, with a flick o' his quill, could hoist the sails on a national ban o' abortion, makin' it as rare as a mermaid sightin'! Aye, the landlubbers on both sides be raisin' their voices in a ruckus, claimin' that this be the time when the anti-abortion brigands could finally unfurl their banner of fetal personhood.