Arrr, matey! Charley Steiner’s faced the scallywag of cancer, but he be hopin’ to sail back by next year!
2024-10-25
Arrr, matey! The old sea parrot of the Dodgers be missin' his first grand opening since the year of our Lord, 1976, thanks to a back as creaky as an old ship! Now, he's wrestlin' with a new ailment, like a scallywag caught in a kraken’s grip!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand World Series clash 'twixt the notorious New York Yankees and the mighty Los Angeles Dodgers, settin' sail this very Friday night!But lo! A dark cloud looms, as old sea dog Charley Steiner, the Dodgers’ play-by-play voice o' many years, be strugglin' with a vile foe called cancer. Fear not, for the winds of fortune be blowin' favorably, as news sails in that his ailment be in remission! Aye, he be celebratin' like a pirate who’s found buried treasure!
Steiner, the crafty seadog, be sportin’ a history with both the Yankees and Dodgers, havin’ joined the Yankees crew in 2002 before settlin’ in with the Dodgers in 2005. He once shared the deck with the legendary Vin Scully, an esteemed captain of the airwaves!
Yet, the journey be riddled with storms, as Steiner endured dramatic weight loss and pains akin to a kraken's grip. He be watchin' the World Series from the crow's nest, unable to join the fray. But fear not, mates, for the Dodgers be hopin' he returns to the helm come 2025!
With a heart full o' hope, Steiner declares, “Next year be mine, just like the old Dodger fans used to say!” So, raise yer tankards to Steiner, a true buccaneer of the broadcast seas! Arrr!