Arrr, Brianna Wu be claimin’ she’s the same, but the winds of progress be blowin' a different way, matey!
2024-10-25
Arrr, there be no lass like Brianna Wu! A fierce buccaneer for trans rights, yet she be callin’ some scallywags out for makin’ a right mess of it! Aye, she admires AOC but hoists Israel's flag too! Once a target o’ the cyber seas, now she be reckonin’ the far left be a bit too wily!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Brianna Wu, a true standout on the high seas of social discourse! This fine trans woman be a fierce advocate fer trans healthcare, sailin’ the stormy waters o’ rights with the fervor of a parrot on the shoulder of Blackbeard himself!But lo and behold, our Brianna be not without her quibbles! She claims many a trans activist be sailin’ far from the straight and narrow, makin’ enemies of womenfolk and feminists like a ship caught in a squall! Aye, she be a progressive, and yet, she tipped her hat to the likes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, calling her one of the finest politicians to ever grace the seven seas! Yet, in a twist more tangled than a kraken’s tentacle, she also be a staunch supporter of Israel!
Now, this brave wench once faced the wrath of the alt-right during the infamous Gamergate scandal, a true test of her mettle! But fast forward to today, and she be sayin’ the far left has become a raucous crew of misfits, all lost in the fog! So here’s to Brianna, a buccaneer of ideas, navigatin’ the treacherous waters of today’s political seas with a jest and a jibe!