Arrr! Chinese scallywags tried to plunder Trump and Harris' treasure maps on their shiny sea-cookin' contraptions!
2024-10-25
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that the squawkin' devices of Trump and Harris have caught the eye of scallywag hackers from the East! The FBI and them fancy Cybersecurity blokes be on the hunt! Avast, let’s hope they don’t steal more than a parrot’s squawk!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of cyberspace! The U.S. government be investigatin’ a most dastardly breach of their commercial communications by a band o’ scallywag hackers linked to the Chinese crown! Aye, it seems the phones of the Trump and Harris campaigns be in the sights o’ these nefarious rogues!Word in the crow’s nest is that the FBI, them brave sea dogs, be on the case, warnin’ all hands to take heed! They reckon that some crafty devils, likely servin’ the Chinese emperor’s fleet, be plunderin’ information from unsuspectin’ campaigns, includin’ the likes of Trump and his matey JD Vance, along with the crew of Vice President Harris!
The Trump camp be shoutin’ foul, claimin’ it be a plot by the Biden-Harris crew, stirrin’ up a ruckus while pointin’ fingers at those treacherous Chinese scallywags. Meanwhile, Verizon and other maritime companies be joinin’ forces with the FBI to flush out these digital pirates and restore order to the seas!
So, keep yer spyglasses handy, lads and lassies! For in these turbulent waters, it seems the hackers be plottin’ again, just like the pesky Russians in the last grand election sailin’! Arrr!