Arrr! Hugh Grant be jestin' 'bout his 1995 mischief, claimin' Hollywood Boulevard be a treasure trove o' luck!
2024-10-25
Arrr, Hugh Grant be jestin' 'bout his scandalous dalliance with a wench o' the night, nearly three decades past! He swaggered into the "Heretic" film premiere at the TCL Chinese Theatre, Hollywood, on the 24th o' October, laughin' like a scallywag at his own misadventures!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the dapper lad Hugh Grant, who returned to the fabled Hollywood Boulevard to poke a jolly bit o' fun at his infamous misadventure from the year of our Lord, 1995. Aye, he had a run-in with the law whilst seekin' the company of a saucy wench on Sunset Boulevard!At the grand premiere of “Heretics,” this rascal Grant, with a twinkle in his eye, jested to the gathered crew, proclaimin' that Hollywood Boulevard be a lucky port for him. He thanked the fine folk of AFI and the two eccentric scallywags who put him in the picture while cheekily mentionin' the meager bounty he received for his work.
Let it be known, this be a fella who once caused a mighty stir, publicly apologizin' on “The Tonight Show” after his scandalous escapade. A fine of $1,000 and a spell in an AIDS education program he had to weather! His dalliance with a lass named Divine Brown had them both caught in a tempest of trouble, but she emerged with a treasure of a million doubloons from the whole ruckus.
As the winds of time blew, Grant reflected on his foolishness, claimin' he were no more than an idiot. Now, he be ready to set sail in the horror flick “Heretics” on Nov 8! So, hoist the flags and prepare for adventure, me mateys!