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Arrr! Ukraine be fumin' like a stormy sea over the UN captain chattin' with ol' Putin at the BRICS shindig!

2024-10-25

Arrr, Ukraine be givin' a right good tongue-lashin' to U.N. Chief Guterres and that scallywag Putin at the BRICS shindig, even with a bounty on Putin's head for his dastardly deeds! Aye, ‘tis a jolly spectacle, like a parrot squawkin' at a barnacle-encrusted sea dog!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the tale of President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, who be callin' out that scallywag, U.N. Secretary General António Guterres! On the day meant for peace, Guterres chose to parley with ol' Vladimir Putin, the captain o' chaos himself! Zelenskyy, in a fit o' righteous fury, declared that the world's eyes should not stray from the noble goals of the U.N. Charter, lest we be tempted by the siren's song of Kazan!

"Arrr, I be thankful for all who stand by Ukraine!" he proclaimed, as he rebuked the notion of U.N. officials cavortin' with the likes of Putin, who be wanted by the International Criminal Court for dastardly deeds against innocent folk!

Meanwhile, the BRICS crew—composed of Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa—be havin' a jolly old time tryin' to bolster their own power against the West. But alas, the meeting sparked a storm in Ukraine, with cries that it be underminin' the very principles of the U.N. itself!

With the world watchin', it seems the U.N. ship be sailin' into troubled waters, and Zelenskyy ain't about to let it sink without a fight! Yarrr!

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