"Arrr! Donny Trump be makin' mighty grand oaths to the treasure-hungry scallywags of the business seas!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' former captain o' the ship o' state be makin' bold vows to the scallywags of Crypto, Big Oil, and even them puffin' contraptions! Aye, 'tis a level o' honesty not seen since Blackbeard traded his plunder for a pint! Avast, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the former captain o’ the ship o’ state. This scallywag be makin’ promises thicker than a foggy morn on the high seas, chattin’ up the leaders of the most notorious trades—Crypto, Big Oil, Tobacco, and the oh-so-sneaky vaping crew.