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Yarr, a scallywag Dodgers matey be meddlin' with a Yankees' grand blast! Reminds us o’ that cheeky Jeffrey Maier!

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! A scallywag Dodger devotee almost turned the tide in the fierce fray 'gainst the New York Yankees in the grand Game 1 o' the World Series! That lubber be luckier than a parrot with a treasure map! Avast, what a night for a sea-farin' fan!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the diamond of the Los Angeles Dodgers, where a scallywag fan nearly hoisted the sails of controversy during the World Series! On a fateful Friday night, the valiant New York Yankees' Gleyber Torres launched a mighty shot towards left field, thinkin' he’d snag a glory-filled home run, when a knave reached over the fence, meddlin' in the play like a barnacle on a ship's hull!

The umpires, wise as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder, ruled it fan interference, leavin' Torres with naught but a double instead of gold doubloons in runs. The crafty fan, fearing the wrath of the baseball gods, scuttled away from the scene faster than a ship in full sail, hopin' the play wouldn’t be reviewed and the Yankees wouldn't be granted a treasure of points!

Ye see, this ruckus brought to mind the infamous Jeffrey Maier, who once caused a stir in the 1996 AL Championship with his own meddlin' ways. Much like that fateful day, the umpires were left to ponder their judgment, but this time, replay was in their favor, savin’ them from makin’ a fool of themselves. Aye, what a night on the high seas of baseball it was!

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