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Arrr, matey! Iran be claimin' two of their lads went to Davy Jones' locker 'cause of Israeli cannon fire!

2024-10-26

Arrr matey! The scallywags of the Iranian fleet be mournin' two of their sea dogs lost to them Israeli cannon blasts! After a midnight raid, the Israeli crew claimed victory and warned against any revenge. Looks like the waters be boilin’ with trouble, aye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I got a tale of skirmishes most foul on the high seas of geopolitics! It be said the Iranian crew be mournin’ two of their own, who met Davy Jones due to the cannon fire of those crafty Israelites! Aye, them Israelite scallywags launched a raid on military havens under cover of darkness, claimin’ it was in revenge fer months o’ mischief from the Iranians and their rascally mates.

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