Arrr, the Washington Post be sayin’ it won’t hoist a flag for any presidential scallywag!
2024-10-25
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the Washington Post be settin' sail without a vote in this year’s presidential fracas, a first in 36 moons! With the election just 'round the corner, they be lettin' the tides decide ‘twixt Trump and the other lubber. Avast, what a caper!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got news from the seven seas of journalism! The grand publisher o' The Washington Post, like a ship lost in a fog, announced on Friday that they shan't be throwin' their lot in with any scallywag in this year’s presidential shindig. Aye, it be the first time in 36 long years that they be keepin' their opinions to themselves, like a treasure chest locked tight!With only 11 days left before the election, and the winds blowin' every which way, the decision be as bafflin' as a kraken in a kiddie pool! Most polls be showin' this contest as tighter than a pirate's trousers, with the former captain of the Republican ship, Donald Trump, clashin' swords with the Democratic challenger. But lo and behold, it seems this week has seen two mighty media vessels, refusing to hoist their endorsement flags!
So here we be, at a crossroads, with a paper that’s decided to sail the waters of neutrality. Will this lead to calmer seas, or will it stir up a storm among the crew? That be a tale fer another day, me hearties! Raise a tankard to the wild ride ahead!