The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Call o' Duty: Black Ops 6 got a spider switch! But I'll be keepin' me regular creepy crawlies, savvy?

2024-10-25

Arrr, this here be a fine trick for them landlubbers, but I swear on me treasure, them legless monstrosities be the true terror of the deep! They be slitherin' and skitterin' like a scallywag in the night—give me me cutlass over those ghastly critters any day!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the wonders o' accessibility, a fine treasure fer all hands aboard! Aye, it be a good feature indeed, lettin' the landlubbers navigate our ship with ease, as if they be wearin' the finest boots! But hark! What be this? I declare the legless atrocities be the true fright upon the seven seas!

Ye see, when ye be settin' sail, ye may think the smooth seas be all ye need, but lo! The sight of a creature with no legs creepin' upon ye sends shivers down the spine! Aye, these ghastly beings glide like a ghostly fog, makin' even the bravest pirate question his own manly courage! They be the stuff of nightmares, I tell ye! Give me a cannonball or a kraken any day over a wriggly, legless horror lurkin' in the shadows!

So, while we toast to the grand advancements of accessibility, let us not forget to keep a weathered eye on the horizon fer those legless beasts that be tryin' to steal our treasure of sanity! Aye, fear not the features that help our crew, but beware the terrors that lie beneath the waves! Yarrr, raise yer tankards to both, fer they be part o' this pirate’s life!

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