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Arrr! US knew o' Israel's cannon fire at Iran days afore; IDF be claimin' the mission's a fine success, matey!

2024-10-25

Arrr, the Biden crew be catchin' wind o’ Israel’s ruckus on Saturday morn, blastin’ them military contraptions not just in Iran, but also in the lands o’ Iraq and Syria! A right proper hullabaloo, me hearties! We be needin’ a spyglass to see all this mischief!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent wranglin' betwixt Israel and Iran! The Biden crew, savvy to Israel's plans for a retaliatory strike against Iran after a pesky missile attack, be in the know days ahead of the hullabaloo!With whispers flyin' o' imminent combat, U.S. Central Command be deployin' F-16s to the waters near. The Israel Defense Forces launched their "Days of Repentance," unleashin' a horde of 140 planes upon military targets in Iran, all in the name of self-defense!As the smoke cleared, the U.S. Secretary of Defense had a chinwag with the Israeli Defense Minister, confirm'n the ironclad commitment to the pearl of the Middle East! The IDF's Rear Admiral Hagari, with a fierce glint in his eye, warned Iran to tread lightly, lest they feel the sharp end of Israel's spear!Despite claims of successful strikes, Iran be shoutin' back, claimin' they’d respond in kind. The seas be churnin' with tension, and both sides be readyin' their cannons for what may come next. So raise a tankard, and keep yer eyes peeled on this high-seas drama! Yarrr!

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