"Arrr, matey! ‘Tis a Taylor Swift jig that brought this scallywag his maiden score on the gridiron!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag coach o' the Washington Commanders be spillin' the beans 'bout how the fair Taylor Swift, in all her glory, tossed a sprinkle o' magic to aid us against the Carolina Panthers. Aye, even the sea be whisperin’ her name!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round, for a tale of the high seas of sportin' glory! So it be that the fair maiden of melody, Taylor Swift, hath cast her spell upon the land of the Kansas City Chiefs and beyond, makin' waves in the grand ol' NFL!In a ruckus o' a match, the Washington Commanders did spank the Carolina Panthers 40-7, and lo! Ben Sinnott, a tight end of great vigor, did score his first touchdown, much to the delight of the crew. But, shiver me timbers, the play that led to his glory was christened "Taylor Swift!" The wise Kliff Kingsbury, the orchestrator of the offensive shenanigans, revealed this gem was scribbled in the playbook for nigh a fortnight!
With a simple flick of Marcus Mariota’s arm, the ball sailed to young Sinnott, who beamed brighter than a treasure chest of doubloons. "Aye, we'll be usin' that again!" exclaimed Kingsbury, who be known for his whimsical play-naming, filled with names of pop star sirens!
Sinnott, a new recruit from Kansas State, jested that the tight end crew be a band of "Swifties," and this moment be forever etched in his heart. Aye, it be a glorious day in the land of swashbucklin’ football! Yo ho ho!