"Arrr! Bureaucrats be commanded to parley with the sorcery of AI by the landlubbers at Fox News, savvy?"
2024-10-26
Avast, me hearties! Keep yer spyglasses trained on the ever-changin' seas of AI wizardry! Discover the trials and treasures that these mechanical beasties bring, both now and in the distant horizons yet to come! Yarrr, don't be left in Davy Jones' locker of ignorance!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for the latest ruckus on the high seas o' news! In the grand scrolls of the National Security Council, it be decreed that federal agencies must hoist the sails on the mightiest AI systems, all the while keepin' a weathered eye on the perils that come a'knockin’!Now, listen well, for ol' Kevin O'Leary be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the good ol' U.S. be laggin' far behind in the juice needed fer these clever contraptions! Arrr, we best be charg'n ahead or risk being left in Davy Jones' locker!
Meanwhile, the infamous Nicolas Cage, a thespian of great renown, warns his fellow actors that the nefarious AI be seekin' to snatch away their very instruments of craft! Aye, ‘tis a fearsome thought indeed!
But hold yer horses, for there be tales darker still! A distressed mother from Florida be set to challenge the mighty Character.AI, claimin’ it led her lad to the depths of despair. Such be the tempestuous nature of this newfangled magic!
So, keep yer wits about ye and stay sharp, lest ye be caught off guard by the antics of the AI scallywags! Onward, me fine crew, to adventure and mischief! Yarrr!