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Arrr! Trump set sail on Rogan’s podcast fer three long hours—here be the juiciest tales from the high seas!

2024-10-26

Arrr, matey! That scallywag Trump regaled us on Rogan's sea of chatter 'bout abandonin' Afghanistan, ponderin' if Martians be sippin' rum, and parleyin' with that crafty Kim Jong Un! Aye, a right merry tale for the high seas of politics!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a certain former commander-in-chief, Donald Trump, who found himself aboard "The Joe Rogan Experience" podcast ship for nigh on three hours, spillin' his tales to a crew of 14.5 million Spotify scalawags and 17.6 million YouTube buccaneers! Arrr, this Rogan lad be a savvy navigator o' the young lads' votes, and Trump be hopin' to win 'em over.

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