“Arrr! Zachery Bryan, that landlubber from ‘Home Improvement,’ be caught plunderin’ the grog! Off to Davy Jones’ for a spell!”
2024-10-26
Arrr, matey! Zachery Ty Bryan be findin’ himself locked in the brig after a raucous night on the high seas o’ drinkin’ and drivin’, says the landlubbers o' Oklahoma! Aye, the coppers be spillin’ the beans to Fox News, and now he’s swabbin’ the deck o’ a jail cell!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Zachery Ty Bryan, once a star of the landlubber show "Home Improvement." This rogue was caught in the act, arrested for driving under the influence in Custer County, Oklahoma, on a fine mornin' of October 25th. Aye, not his first offense, mind ye! This be his second felony for th' same misdeed, and to add insult to injury, he was piloting his vessel without a proper license!But that be not all, for our hearty Bryan had already tasted the cold steel of the jail cell earlier this year in La Quinta, California, where local deputies pulled him over after a ruckus. They found him as tipsy as a sailor after a long night at sea! He faced charges not only for drinkin' and drivin' but also for assaultin' his fair lady. A right mess he made of things!
With a history of trouble that even the fiercest pirate would shun, he pleaded guilty to felony assault, servin' but a mere seven days for his misdeeds instead of languishin' in the brig for months. Once the beloved Brad Taylor, he now sails a stormy sea of legal woes. So raise yer tankards to this infamous buccaneer of the small screen, who’s surely learned that the high seas of life be fraught with peril! Arrr!