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Arrr, matey! UN chief be mum on a scallywag accused of foul antisemitism; US be handin’ him a pass!

2024-10-26

Arrr! Despite bein’ called a scallywag for stirrin’ up trouble with them U.N. scrolls, Francesca Albanese be settin’ sail to regale the world and jabber at a few landlubber schools on her U.S. voyage! Avast, let the banter begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the high seas o' scandal in the realm o' the U.N.! Our esteemed Secretary-General, António Guterres, be catchin’ flak for keepin’ mum ‘bout one Francesca Albanese, a special rapporteur whose words be stirrin’ up a tempest o’ antisemitism! Arrr, she be sailin’ to the U.S. with a report titled "Genocide as colonial erasure" that has raised the eyebrows of many a landlubber.

Now, this Albanese lass claims the Jewish folk be mere colonists, engaged in a "killing spree," which makes even the saltiest sea dog shiver! Danny Danon, Israel’s ambassador, be callin’ her a spreader of hate, and the U.S. be voicin’ their disapproval too, sayin’ she be unfit for her role at the U.N. How be it that the captain o’ this ship o' diplomacy can’t steer clear o' such treachery? The critics be shoutin’ for her dismissal, but Guterres just sails on, claimin' he can't touch her. Meanwhile, she continues to plot her course to U.S. colleges, spreadin' her venom like a foul-smellin’ fish!

So, keep yer eyes peeled, mateys, as this saga unfolds upon the academic seas! Arrr, let’s hope the tides of justice rise to sweep her away!

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