Arrr! Trump be runnin' the ship like Steinbrenner, not Reagan, says a swashbucklin' former baseball matey!
2024-10-26
Arrr, matey! Steve Garvey, the swashbucklin' star of them Dodgers, be spillin' the beans to Fox News that Trump be more like that ol' tyrant Steinbrenner than the smooth-talkin' Reagan! Aye, who knew politics be as twisty as a pirate's compass!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for the grand ol' New York Yankees be settin' sail once more fer the World Series! Meanwhile, the notorious Donald Trump be plunderin' his way to the finish line of his third presidential campaign, like a ship on the high seas. Aye, what a ruckus it be!From beyond the grave, the mighty George Steinbrenner, former captain of the Yankees, be watchin' with a keen eye! This scallywag be known fer his bold tongue an' firin' folk faster than a cannonball, a true role model for the likes o' Trump himself, who be studyin' the man during Yankees games like a pirate with a treasure map.
Now, former Dodgers star Steve Garvey, who be rubbin' elbows with both Trump an' Steinbrenner, claims ol' Trump shares more in common with Steinbrenner than the wise Ronald Reagan. Garvey remembers meetin' Reagan back in the day, but it was the fiery Steinbrenner that caught Trump’s eye! Aye, Garvey even tried to join forces with Trump to snatch up the Padres, but alas, the deal fell through like a ship in a storm!
Now, Garvey be fightin' a different kind o' battle, runnin' against the likes o' Adam Schiff for a Senate seat. With the tides turnin' in favor of the Republicans in California, it seems this pirate’s adventure be far from over! So raise yer tankards, fer the game be afoot!