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Arrr! UFC swashbuckler be makin' wild guesses ‘bout Trump after he chatted with that scallywag Rogan!

2024-10-26

Arrr, me hearties! UFC swashbuckler Aiemann Zahabi be makin' a bold guess 'bout the ol' captain Trump after he parleyed with that scallywag Rogan on the airwaves late Friday! Mayhaps a treasure map to the future, or just a bottle o' rum talkin'? Har har har!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the wild seas o' politics! UFC bantamweight fighter Aiemann Zahabi, a true swashbuckler o' the Octagon, be makin' a bold prediction 'bout the U.S. presidential race after that scallywag Donald Trump had a chinwag with the famed Joe Rogan, talkin' for nigh on three hours! They jabbered 'bout everything under the sun, from Kamala Harris to the stars above!

Whilst Trump be rallyin' in Michigan, jabbin' at Harris for bein' at a hoedown with Beyoncé in Houston, Zahabi was sailin' the waters of social media, claimin' that after that podcast, "Trump wins easily!" Aye, he be on a roll, just like a cannonball flyin' through the air!

But let it not be forgotten, Zahabi be no landlubber! With a record of 5-2 since settin' foot in the UFC in February o' 2017, he’s got a return to the Octagon on the horizon, takin' on Pedro Munhoz! Yet, he still ain't cracked the top 15 for the bantamweight crown, currently held by Merab Dvalishvili.

So, as the tides turn in this grand political spectacle, keep yer spyglasses ready, for the next round be just a tempest away!

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