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Arrr, matey! A scallywag sportin' a "Make America Great Again" hat be causin' a ruckus on the social seas!

2024-10-26

Arrr, behold! A lass donned a "Make America Great Again" cap, spottin’ her like a treasure behind the home plate during the mighty clash of the Dodgers and Yankees! By the seven seas, what be this strange flag raised at the World Series? Aye, 'tis a jolly sight indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round for a tale from the high seas of the World Series! A lass, seated behind home plate at the grand spectacle of baseball, caught the eye o' many with a cap sportin' the words "Make America Great Again." Aye, she be supportin' none other than the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, as he sets sail for re-election against the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris!

This fair maiden, though she rose from her seat but a couple of times, stirred the waters of social media like a tempest! The swells of discontent rumbled from the shores of Los Angeles, known more for its liberal winds. Many a fan grumbled about the sight of her hat right by the umpire, as if a cannonball had been fired in their midst!

But lo! Not all were scallywags; there were some hearty souls supportin’ her cause! Even Trump’s crew aboard the Trump Force One took notice, declarein’ it a shame if her hat didn’t trend like a fine treasure map. In the past, banners for the cap’n have been unfurled at Yankee Stadium, and fans have waved the colors at NFL and UFC battles too! So, raise a tankard for the lass and her cap, for she be makin’ quite the splash on the social seas!

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