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Arrr! Trump be yappin' fer three hours with Joe Rogan 'bout the election, Harris, an' them mighty whales, savvy?

2024-10-26

Arrr, in a grand chinwag, Captain Trump spun tales o’ politics and culture with the jolly Joe Rogan, takin’ three hours to do it! The blaggard be so late to his own shindig in Traverse City, many scallywags sailed away in frustration! Har har, what a merry mess!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a grand interview that took place on the high seas of media! On a fateful Friday eve, the notorious Donald Trump, captain of controversy, set sail upon the waves of conversation with the renowned podcasting buccaneer, Joe Rogan. Aye, this be no ordinary exchange, but a three-hour discourse that charted the treacherous waters of culture and politics!

But lo and behold, as the clock ticked on, the winds of fate delayed our bold captain, which caused quite the tempest amongst his crew of supporters in Traverse City, Mich. They be a patient lot, but even the saltiest sea dogs grew restless waiting for their leader to arrive. Many a scallywag left in frustration, their hopes dashed like a ship upon the rocks!

So there ye have it, mateys! A grand interview that stretched longer than a sea monster’s yawn, causing the loyal crew to abandon ship—er, rally! With Trump and Rogan navigating the stormy seas of discourse, one wonders what treasures of wisdom they unearthed or if they just spun tales taller than the crow's nest! Arrr!

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