"Arrr! Six nuggets o' wisdom from Trump an’ Rogan’s three-hour gab fest on the high seas o’ blather!"
2024-10-26
Arrr! Former Cap’n Trump be squawkin’ for nigh on three hours on “The Joe Rogan Experience”! He be pitchin’ to the lad crew about tossin’ the income tax overboard, waxin’ poetic ‘bout brawlin’ fighters, and wonderin’ if Martians be raisin’ a ruckus too! A right merry romp, I say!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain landlubber, former Cap’n Donald J. Trump, who set sail on the grand vessel known as “The Joe Rogan Experience.” Aye, this be no ordinary voyage, for it stretched nearly three hours long, enough time to drink a barrel o’ rum and contemplate the mysteries of the deep blue sea!Now, our cap’n Trump be a crafty one, courting the strapping lads of the young male crew. He be spoutin’ tales of usin’ a treasure map to eliminate the cursed income tax! Aye, he also waxed poetic ‘bout the fierce warriors of mixed martial arts, likening ‘em to the bold souls who fought under the banner of Gen. Robert E. Lee. Who knew our cap’n had an eye for a good brawl?
But hold yer horses! He even dared to ponder whether there be life on Mars and other celestial realms. “Why not?” he thundered, as if he’d just found a stash of doubloons! So, me mateys, join me in laughin' at this merry seafarer’s jests as he sails the uncharted waters of public opinion, wielding charm and audacity like a true pirate captain on the high seas! Yarrr!