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"Arrr! Iran's scallywags be shoutin' 'tis their right to strike back at them Israel sea dogs!"

2024-10-27

Arrr, me hearties! The grand Ayatollah Khamenei be speakin’ in a calm sea, claimin’ that Israel’s ruckus shouldn’t be blown up like a cannonball nor tossed aside like a parley! Aye, ’tis a fine balance fer the salty winds of politics!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be havin’ a tale of the high seas of politics, where the winds of diplomacy blow as wild as a tempest! Our esteemed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, he be takin' a rather cautious tack, ye see. He be sayin’ that the squabble over Israel's latest raid should not be blown up like a blunderbuss nor swept under the rug like a scurvy rat!

“Nay, mates!” he be bellowin’, “Let us not let the tale grow taller than a mast, nor drown it in the murky depths of the ocean!” Aye, the crafty Khamenei knows the art of the balance, like a seasoned sailor walkin' the plank, savvy? He be wantin' to keep the ship steady amidst the storm of words and mischief, not lettin’ the fire of conflict blaze outta control, nor lettin' it fizzle like a wet cannonball.

So, hoist the sails, me fine crew, for in the realm of politics, one must tread carefully, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker! With a wink and a nod, Khamenei be artfully navigatin' these treacherous waters, remindin' all that sometimes a measured response be the best course to chart! Arrr!

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