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Arrr, matey! Donald Trump be like a barnacle on New York's hull—he’ll ne’er let go, savvy?

2024-10-27

Arrr, matey! This Sunday’s shindig at Madison Square Garden, claimin’ to be the grandest of arenas, be a bold move, even fer a former captain of the seas! A right spectacle o' might, it be! Prepare ye hearts for a jolly good time, or ye be walkin' the plank!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a grand spectacle at the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden, the self-proclaimed crown jewel of arenas, aye! This Sunday, a rally be set to unfold, a daring ploy worthy of the most audacious captain o’ yore.

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